So here's the punch line you've all been waiting for. Yes, that's right...Lorena Bobbit was born and raised in Bucay, Ecuador! You remember Lorena. She cut off her abusive husband's penis when he was asleep then went for a drive and through it (the penis) out the window not too far from their house. The penis was recovered and surgically reattached...and apparently regained it's functionality. This all happened in 1993.
We learned about this a long time ago. It was so random and bizarre I didn't even know what to do with the information. So I finally decided, with Cherith's blessing, to post it.